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goatkult: ceorfaex: tothedeathsheadtrue: whiskey-wolf: And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword. Suck it, katana HAH! suck my fuckin’ diiiick Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes thoKatanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armourA katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about A Katana is a cleaving weapon. It’s designed for thick, precise strokes through armor which was made primarily for intimidation. It was not meant to be used to parry or connect with other weapons. A Longsword (which is somewhat vague, actually), on the other hand, was typically made to crush. While most “longswords” were in fact very, very sharp, they were meant for smashing armor, breaking the bones inside, and then piercing whenever the opponent grew sluggish. Well, against other knights, anyways. Obviously you just sort of stabbed peasants from horseback. 
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goatkult:

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

A Katana is a cleaving weapon. It’s designed for thick, precise strokes through armor which was made primarily for intimidation. It was not meant to be used to parry or connect with other weapons. 

A Longsword (which is somewhat vague, actually), on the other hand, was typically made to crush. While most “longswords” were in fact very, very sharp, they were meant for smashing armor, breaking the bones inside, and then piercing whenever the opponent grew sluggish. Well, against other knights, anyways. Obviously you just sort of stabbed peasants from horseback. 

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